Britney Spears, Secret Agent

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The Lester & Charlie Review

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We at the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking like to fancy ourselves as being up-to-date on important things. We know how to search Google News, and we get regular Facebook updates from things like LOLCats and George Takei. We’re pretty sure we’re not missing anything important. So it was kinda startling to stumble across the revelation that one of our favorite child stars from long ago is all grown up and torturing Somali pirates.

Really! We all know that some child stars grow up to become drug addicts or media whores, but it turns out that formerMouseketeer Britney Spears is doing something different: Combating evil on the ocean by using her unique talents to make sounds that can drive pirates insane.

We should have seen this coming. We were vaguely aware that Britney’s been making these sounds for some time now, but we hadn’t realized their true…

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my table. (and what I love about food.)

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Hmm

I want to say something about food.

Well, I want to say a lot of things.

And as always, I want to speak out of a place that recognizes my privilege. For one, to be able to sit in a comfy brown chair and write about it, and also, that I have the means to buy good ingredients, cook them, and feed myself and at times, others.

There is something to be said about sitting down at a table with plates with forks and maybe a few nice glasses. Maybe a cute napkin or some candles. Very similar to the picture at the top of this blog. It is a simple joy, that I can reproduce this from time to time. And really, it doesn’t take much.

But there’s something inside of me that gets excited when I know I am to be cooking for people I love and for…

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Realism

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I Understand, I Understand

Yesterday; I met a realist. Is the definition of a pure realist being a ‘Dreams Crusher?’ Because he pretty much did that.

But the thing is, he would speak his mind. Was he speaking the truth? That we as human beings should just dream the possible and nothing higher? Is it really true that you have to be a realist to be successful? You can’t be multiple professions? No. It can’t possibly be so. That we as human beings should simply try less and dream less? Set the bar so low that we could easily step over it?

He, alongside his younger sister, go to an American system based school. He’s only in his tenth year, ninth in the American curriculum, and he has his whole career planned out. His entire life. To go to McGill and become a lawyer. And how? Well let’s just say that he’s…

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